Monday, May 4, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her/'>">her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT buy my 9 month old a jar of VEAL because I thought it was hilarious that they even make babyfood VEAL, and I most certainly did NOT allow the Little Gourmet to gobble up the entire jar, debating internally the ethical dilemma of allowing my baby to consume pureed baby cow. I also did NOT mix in a little of the repeatedly shunned organic peas just to squeeze a little more utility out of the Beloved Veal. I am, however, waiting to see what PITA has in store for me...

I also did NOT allow aforementioned Animal-Rights-Disregarding baby to gnaw on my cell phone during an event requiring infant contentitude... which means I did NOT discover this morning that baby slobber must be toxic to proper functioning of electronic devices.

I did NOT allow my husband to put the baby's bikini bottoms on her head and let her play with the can of Pam... and of course it was NOT the Commercial High-Heat Pam that I most certainly do NOT buy because I have NOT fallen prey to the advertising conspiracy that has convinced me to pay more beacause it really does work better!

And finally, I did NOT capture this grunting, red-faced baby in the act of diaper-filling... nor did I manage to photograph the immediate post-grunty smile of relief!