Friday, January 14, 2011

Elle-isms, 28-29 months



Me: Elle what are you drawing?
E: California.

Jay: What is Mommy? Is she a doctor? A lawyer?
E: No, she's a twin.


(Playing with magnetic letters) Me: "M"! For Mommy!
E: No, "M" for me.

(Handing me a plastic corn) E: Here's some corn.
Me: Yum, corn on the cob!
E: No, it's cornuCOpia.


Bedtime prayers:
God is great, God is good... pause.... Dear Jesus. Thank you for a wonderful day. At the beach. Thank you for mommies and daddies and for Jesus in mangers and for angels and for Marys and for our piggybanks. And sausage. Amen.

E: I'm trying to catch snow with my mouth.
Me: You are? What does it taste like?
E: Grapes.



(In reference to her boo-boo):
Jesus will make it all better. Not baby Jesus. Big Jesus.

E: I'm going to work.
Jay: What do you do at work?
E: I'm a doctor.
Jay: What kind of doctor?
E: A purple doctor.



Encountering this picture in the Dinosuar book:

E: What that is?
Me: That's a dinosaur.
E: No, it's a dinosaur BIRD!

Smarty pants.

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