Just the facts

Good dental hygiene is key.

As is head protection. 

And after last week's tumble down the stairs, I think this should be standard precautions

Clothes are overrated.

Playing in the rain is underrated.

A girl should always be properly accessorized. 

Ice cream is delicious.

Living creatures should enter our house with caution. 

It's a miracle you survived the weekend at Casa de Golding, Boomer.

Inanimate creatures, on the other hand, are very well received.

And, sometimes you just need a good rest.